Glass of Fizz with every ticket. Barry ‘balls up’ Bulsara presents Bingo, Bango, Bongo - all the excitement of prize bingo, with a funky soundtrack, a few saucy surprises thrown in and perhaps a little karaoke for those who dare.

So if you like your evenings with two fat ladies and eleven legs, and you like your balls multicoloured and handled by a 20 stone light entertainer, you’d be a fool to miss it.